Poopypants
Location: San Clemente, California
Occupation: Works for AAA
About Me: I live in San Clemente (Orange County, CA) and work for the Automobile Club of Southern California (AAA), a terrific not-for-profit organization where I get paid to help people and where I'm slowly writing a memoir containing FAQs from the general public such as the gem: Caller - "How far is the towing with AAA's roadside assistance?" Me - "AAA will tow your vehicle up to seven miles with the classic membership." Caller - "How far is seven miles?"
When I'm not at work, as a single/divorced guy, I play Halo, hang with my cousin down here and his three cats and two golden retrievers, help my ex- when she needs help, and think about starting a new web biz (I've owned several, and I'm working on a book (a real book, not the memoir above)). I'm also a golden retriever nut. It's my fault my cousin has two. Any dog breed that will fetch a ball, bring you your socks, watch a full-length movie with you, and babysit the kids is at the top of my list.
I've been a gamer since they came out (yes, way back to Pong and the astounding graphics from Commodore 64), and I've used my moniker Poopypants for a decade, first on Wolfenstein and now Halo. Borrowed it from Leslie Nielson's line in the movie Naked Gun - "Let's handle this like the two mature adults that we are......Mr. Poopypants."