Terminator

Location: Born in Kansas City, Missouri (Home of the Chiefs!!). I now live in Atlanta, Georgia and have done so for about 15 years.

Occupation: I work for Lowe's Home Improvement in their Home Sales department otherwise known as Exterior Solutions. I go to people's homes and sell Windows and Doors, Fencing, Siding, Roofing, and Decking. In other words I am a BS Artist.

Family: I have been married now going on 5 years. We have a 2 year old daughter named Mackenzie, and have a son on the way due at the end of March.

About Me: I belong to a Masonic Lodge and have done a lot of work for the Boy Scouts. I actually dropped out of high school and joined the military when I was 17. School was cruel and boring so I decided to move on early. Later on I did get my GED and went to college. I try to go to church however I spend my off time either trying to keep house organized or planting a rocket up someone's 6. I also like to play Team Fortress 2, Counter- Strike, and Half-Life. I love watching sports also. I also have a zoo at home that consists of 4 cats and 2 dogs. They are all rescued animals and they all love each other. My wife is a high school teacher from Buffalo, New York. She is definately my better half. I have given her plenty of reasons to kick me to the curb but she refuses to take the chance on having to pay me alimony. If you are wondering why my middle name is Lucky it's not because I had optimistic parents but it's because my Dad was born not breathing and the Doc thought he was dead. My Grandfather noticed a vein moving in his neck and the Doctor picked him up and revived him. Later that day when the Doc checked up on him he made a comment that my Dad was Lucky to be alive. So there you are. I know I will now probably hear the jokes coming now. lol